May 2013
4 posts
b-nksy:
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
norsegays:
“tumblr should have its own island!!!!!!!!”
April 2013
26 posts
1 tag
2 tags
nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
qarlic:
keybaord:
ásshole
its okay guys im a translator:
asshole
4 tags
“I know we’ve only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it...”
– Steve Martin, The Jerk
March 2013
146 posts
tommofacts:
tommofacts:
this. milk. is. expiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiired
tonight-you-are-my-little-bitch:
call-me-cassbutt:
iminlalaland4ever:
waiting-for-the-spark:
This has probably already been done but…
Jared joined the party
WE NEED MISHA AND IT CAN BE TEAM FREE WILL TO DANCE
pizzaforpresident:
did moody ever find her dad’s toe? is her mom still in that hot air balloon? so many unresolved questions….
3 tags
asexuals:
if you type www before anything you are so ugly
